Short & sweet, with ice…
There’s not a moment to waste..!
Another classic, that we ourselves saw take place, so were well ready to slam dunk this little chappie…
Original Message – From: Donald – To: WHQ – Subject: New submission from Contact Us
To whomever it may concern,
I have recent been kicked out of an event for “chucking ice over a bouncer.” I however did not do this so request the full CCTV footage of this to prove my innocence.
Original Message – From: WHQ – To: Donald – Subject: New submission from Contact Us
Grow the fuck up x.
It’s so much less labour intensive readers – when they are nice & succinct x.