Short & sweet, with ice…

There’s not a moment to waste..!

Another classic, that we ourselves saw take place, so were well ready to slam dunk this little chappie…

Original Message – From: Donald – To: WHQ – Subject: New submission from Contact Us

To whomever it may concern, 

I have recent been kicked out of an event for “chucking ice over a bouncer.” I however did not do this so request the full CCTV footage of this to prove my innocence.


Original Message – From: WHQ  – To: Donald  – Subject: New submission from Contact Us

Grow the fuck up x.

It’s so much less labour intensive readers – when they are nice & succinct x.