Mr. Presumptuous

The pitch

Original Message – From: Billy – To: WHQ – Subject : New submission from Contact Us 

Hey Ronnie,

I’ve been waiting for your club to fire someone to open up a job vacancy…and I heard it happened just this past friday! I’d like to apply for a job at my favorite Newcastle club.

Give me an email address and I can send you my CV, but in short Im trained to tend bar, have experience in the hospitality sector, and could be useful for whatever BS you need to get done.

Cheers! Billy


The pellets

Original Message – From: WHQ  – To: Billy – Subject: Re: New submission from Contact Us

Hi Billy,

No, we haven’t fired anyone & you shouldn‘t listen to rumours…

It doesn’t endear you to us.

Love Debbie x.