INTRO TO THE 3 STAGE ARC OF DAFT DRUNKEN GRUMBLES

Stating the obvious

As you all know, if you behave like a lairy piece of work in the Club, we will ask you to leave, as we don’t want you to be a pain & spoil it for everyone else.

We very rarely have to do this as we run such a tight door & virtually all the people we attract are so friendly, reasonable & together.

Every once in a while though, someone who is usually reasonable can get over excited, maybe drink a little more than they should, wander over the mark & become a pain…

If this is ever you, then take a tip out of this next guy’s book & as soon as you realise you have been a dick, retract all penile activity…

‘Fess up’ & assuming it was a minor infraction, we can get over it, put it behind us & move on as chums.

This complaint highlights why at 4.48 am, when you are really pissed & have recently been asked to leave the Club, it’s the wrong time to e mail in to complain.

It’s always more sensible to just stop being irate. The world honestly isn’t out to get you…

As you were just being a bit of a bellend.

Always sleep on it, as once you sober up, things can look very different the following day…

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