‘Each Season, we select an assortment of Gibbons, Orangutans, Baboons & Bonobos, which we then very carefully shave… We leave a little hair on the top of their heads & around the eyebrow & mufftie, or pee pee regions though… We then teach them all aspects of how to run a Club, whilst feeding them bananas…’

WHQ staff meeting...Fancy a part time job…? We’re looking to boost our current crack team of shaved, talking chimpanzees for the Autumn season. So if you think you would like to work as part of WHQ get in touch. You’ll need to be able to function well in a team environment & have common sense.

You also can’t be a stupid fool, a political or musical numpty & must be able to grasp & duplicate what the word working actually means.

Experience is not essential, but flexibility, a level personality & a willingness to do some late nights & some weekend shifts are. We are recruiting all Summer to find ordinary, honest hard working primates – just like you… To work with us in WHQ all through the Autumn season. x.



Ronnie when she was a puppy. Now she is older, she oversees recruitment...Drop us an initial e mail, telling us a little bit about yourself to & mark it for Ronnie’s attention.

Ronnie will then pass all applications up to Deborah, our office Manageress to sort through, ready for when we get our team together to discuss who we would like interview. You can attach a CV & photograph too if you like, but that’s not essential. So don’t delay, apply today. What we do here is hard work at times, but it’s also a great way to have fun, make friends & enjoy real life, so come & be part of this WHQ thing.