Join World Headquarters

Instead dribbling drool & of being the kind of fool who thinks of this…

Just keep it Old Skool, be real cool & think on this….

All cool people are welcome to party with us & join our friendly little, musical Club.

Joining WHQ means you get a pound off each time you come on a weekend & that we will also drop you the e mail update, we send out about news & shows from the Club from time to time.

Also, importantly if you are a boy, or group of boys, it makes it slightly easier for us to know you are cool & admit you to the Club when you come down.

There has been a lapdancing hovel a few hundred yards around the corner from us for some time now & we keep things extra tight doorwise, so that non of the sexually dysfunctional & stupid twats who frequent it, can cross our threshold, ever.

We make no apologies for not allowing lapdance stagg party type fuckwits anywhere near the ladies who come to our Club.

If you are cool guys, we don’t want to you to get turned away by our strict door policy, so wise up & get a membership.

Joining is free & you also get a snazzy card with a Jaguar on it (that will bring you good fortune), sent out, for you to play with.

Being a member of WHQ is also a good thing to do karmawise. It means more than being a member of any other places, as we are a proper ‘Club,’ a genuine underground subculture, we stand for something & we will never sell out.

We are the City’s only truly  independent Club, we do things our own way. 

Never forget that nothing of any real or lasting value in this world, was ever achieved by people who conformed…