Lost Property

You Look Like You Need Help..?

We are very sorry, as we did see you & know you definitely had your dignity when you arrived at the door. However, it seems you misplaced it during the course of the evening’s festivities…

Unfortunately, we cannot help you with that virginity thing of yours either… That’s all in the past now, so we want you to try & embrace that, take a deep breath, put it all behind you & let it go.

We digress… Have you lost something? Well don’t be surprised, people lose all kinds of things in the Club. You wouldn’t believe the clutter that some folk leave behind.

Their inhibitions & the stresses of their daily lives are just the start of it – They also lose their mobile phone & hats…

 

Help Us To Help You

If you think you have lost, or left something in World Headquarters & would like to try & get it back, help is at hand. Just follow these three very simple instructions, slowly & really carefully.

First, close your eyes… Then gently scratch yourself on the forehead… That’s it, lovely..!

Now, carefully read the rollover, that is featured on the mirrored section below…

Send us an e mail including…

A description of the item(s) you have lost.

The date/event at which you lost them.

Whether your lost property was in the cloakroom & if so, the number on your ticket.

A contact telephone number.

If you are emailing from a phone, please include you email number in the main body of your message, as sometimes if you don’t we can’t get back to you.

The e mail number for us is info@welovewhq.com

Please read the rest of this page before getting in touch.

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Top Tips To Note

Please bear in mind, that if you lose something at the weekend, we may not be able to get back to you until the following Monday.

At busy times it may take even longer, sometimes much longer…

But that’s no one’s fault, we are a busy crew with lives of our own & loads to do, so you gotta just accept that.

Ringing our office re lost property is pointless, as we don’t answer the phone.

This also applies to mothers…

Why some people think getting their Mam to ring in & leave a selection of pointless & successively more terse messages, may in any way assist the process is beyond us..?

Your Mammie’s input doesn’t change or speed up anything.

E mail is the only way to go – Not phone, Facebook messages or Mammie voicemails.

Please also bear in mind, that irrespective of how important any item may be, it was you that lost it, not us…

It costs nothing to be polite, so don’t go on like a loon, or in a worst case scenario we may just blank you.

Be nice, keep your hair on & we’ll do our best to reunite you with whatever it was you have lost as soon as we are able.

Also, if you are a total nutter (who does this kind of thing), please don’t try to hunt down our staff’s personal mobile numbers, to ring & wake us up at 6.30 am on a Sunday.

Just after we got in from the Club, 2 minutes after we just fell asleep – to cry on about your lost flippin’ scrunchie (Yup, this actually happened)

 

Zero Colonic agony today, thank you…

None of that kinda rectal discomfort please chums – E  mail & then patience, every single time.

If you were visiting, only in town for one night & think you may never see your missing shoe, false leg, mobile phone, common sense (or whatever bit of stuff it may have been) etc., again, don’t worry…

We’re 100% cool to post your lost property back home to you, if we can find it.

We’ll retain all lost property for a period of one month, after which it’ll be sent to charity shops.

That’s how we roll, so there’s no point crying about it, if you don’t get in to collect all your bits.